Quoted from MauiTrader

I forgot to mention something....when I say I have been doing it for a living for the past six years also take into account the cost of living on Maui. This ain't Kansas, toto.

OK lol

Speaking of which (living on this rock). After almost two and a half months we finally have some decent size surf on our South Shores. It is almost overhead and that is good for the summer.

I should be out all day after the market closes.

It was a pleasure meeting you eug. I look forward to many future conversations.

I will be back later on tonight when most of you are peacefully asleep. Or having a scary nightmare.

Aloha and have a great day/afternoon/evening!

ROFLMAO..  looks like we've got another johann here..  

wth does IMO or JIMO mean???  

IMO =  in my opinion

JIMO = just in my opinion

I learned all of these in my early years with TokyoJoe. He was the master of acronyms.

nah, eug is cool.

johann was too but he attacked people ALL THE TIME. He has been kicked out of three stock chat boards.

I like eug!!!!

Sorry...things to do here in the summer...in the winter here everyone stays in...summer you have to do something everynight!!!

Sox are in on the West coast...sux I can't watch the entire game!

Yeah, no i realize also that readership is also lower in the summer. It should pickup nicely in the winter. Also being in a bull market and bear market is a key factor. Heck I don't help by telling people to go on a vacation during this bear market but now is better and in hindsight they will say "he was right. It was a great time to take a vacation." Maybe they wont!!

LOL.

I need another vacation!  LOL

Off to spend QT with the pregnant wife...I got yelled at for being on this computer too much...

Plus there is no Red Sox on for another night!!!!! I have to watch a "SHOW"

Until the AM.

Aloha, Market Speculator.

I will be here for another seven hours.

Good night. I will see you for the opening bell or shortly after...depends on how difficult it is to enter shorts and close positions.

Aloha.

Hi everybodies,

I'll be off today as I have to reach my son and my family on a mountain village and spend the weekend there in the fresh air. Hiking and mountainbiking among cows and pine trees. Olalaiu, olalaiu!!! Hope not to meet a bear also there.

We'll see you all on monday. Have a great day.

D.

Enjoy!  

I got this sent to me this morning... I'm not one to pass along stupid e-mails but I enjoyed this one

ONE

Recently, when I went to McDonald's in Florida I saw on the menu that
you
could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half
dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at
the counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or
twelve,"
was the reply. "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order
six?" "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets

TWO

I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the
lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one
of
those "dividers" that they keep by the cash register and placed it
between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had
scanned all of my items, she picked up the "divider," looking it all
over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she
said to me, "Do you know how much this is?" I said to her "I've changed
my mind, I don't think I'll buy that today." She said "OK," and I paid
her for the things and left. She had no clue to what had just happened.

THREE

A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and
pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what she was doing,
she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a
credit
card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy."

FOUR
I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. "Do you
need some help?" I asked. She replied, "I knew I should have replaced
the
battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do
you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a
battery to fit this?" "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm, too?" I
asked. "No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the
car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I
replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries.
It's a long walk."

FIVE

Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she
was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing
paper. What do I do?"

"Just use copier machine paper," the secretary told her. With that, the
intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the
photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies.

SIX

I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large motor home was
towed into the garage. The front of the vehicle was in dire need of
repair
and the whole thing generally looked like an extra in "Twister." I asked
the manager what had happened. He told me that the driver had set the
"cruise control" and then went in the back to make a sandwich.

SEVEN

My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of
a large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have problems
with their computers. One night he got a call from a woman in one of the
branch banks who had this question: "I've got smoke coming from the back
of my terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"

EIGHT

Police in Radnor, PA, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal
colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy
machine. The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police
pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't
telling the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect
confessed.


NINE

A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to
take her kid to the emergency room, the kid was eating ants. The
dispatcher
tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and should be fine, the mother
says, I just gave him some ant killer.....
Dispatcher: Rush him in to emergency.


Life is tough. It's tougher if you're stupid

hey josh
we have unusual high surf over here on rockaway beach brooklyn queens
observed one  as high as 10 feet yesterday(is that high?)